Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes

Some Corny Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes

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• “How does a turkey travel?” “By gravy train.”
• “I thought you said we’re having two turkeys this year?” “Yes, your uncle is right over there.”
• “What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?” “Lucky!”
• “What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?” “Turn-key only.”
• “What sound does a turkey’s phone make?” “Wing-wing-wing.”
• “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?” “Quack, Quack!”
• “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”
• “Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”
• “What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?” “He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
• “You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.”
• “Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?” “Because he will gobble it up.”
• “If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?” “A goblet.”
• “What do you call a running turkey?” “Fast food.”
• “What’s blue and covered in feathers?” “A turkey holding its breath.”
• “What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?” “All about that baste.”
• “Why did the turkey cross the road?” “He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
• “How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?” “He was already stuffed.”
• “What did the turkey say to the computer?” “Google, google.”
• “What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?” “A poultry-geist.”
• “What kind of weather does a turkey like?” “Fowl weather.”
• “What did the leftover turkey say?” “Make me a sandwich!”

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Thanks to Blair Donovan, staff writer for Countryliving.com