We apologize for the hack The History of Furniture that was posted last night. Please ignore. In its place, we are offering some humor instead! Thanks to Marian Hirsch and Jim Conrad for passing these along!
- The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.
- It’s weird being the same age as old people.
- Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.
- If I am ever on life support, unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.
- If Adam and Eve were Cajuns, they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
- We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages …… Metamucil and Ensure.
- You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
- Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
- After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
- Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
- For those of you who don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
- Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.
Which ones are your favorites?