Here are some bad puns for you to enjoy today!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life
What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
Hits a gnome and runs
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
His wife was a total flake
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
Because they’re shell-fish.
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause
What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day?
Sandyclaws
Why do Christmas trees like the past so much?
Because the present’s beneath them
Where does mistletoe go to get famous?
Holly-wood!
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
Because it soots him
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple!
What do you call a snowman that can walk?
Snow-mobile.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?
Mistletoad
Hahaha – I sent them on to my grandson.
These are terrible! I love it!! ????