Some more great quotes from Jackie Erickson!
Remember: if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.
Reading can seriously damage ignorance.
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
The older I get the earlier it gets late.
If you’re sitting in a public place and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, the ability to remain silent in any language is priceless.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
The person who broke you cannot be the person to fix you. Remember that.
When someone asks what I’m doing today, and I say nothing, it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
Whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point — the glass is refillable.
Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because I have no language to describe them.
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask “Why, what did you hear?”
If you don’t like where you are, move. You are not a tree.
When our ship comes in, I keep thinking we will be at the airport —
I can listen, ignore and forget. All at the same time.
Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe set up a life you don’t need to escape from.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness.
I said “ No, we all seem to enjoy it”.
Book Hangover: Trying to connect with reality after finishing a really terrific book.
I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember something and get excited.
If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
My spouse says I have 2 faults — I don’t listen and something else.
When I say “the other day” — I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 8 years ago.
Just once — I want a user name and password to say — “ close enough”.
When I was growing up I wanted to be older — but all this crap is not what I expected.
A dog accepts you as the boss, a cat wants to see your resume.
Never make fun of someone who speaks a broken language. It means they know another language.
A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.
Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
The all-pandemic favorite best!! Here it is—
The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.