Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British!
How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What was General Washington’s favorite tree? The infantry.
What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A Fire Cracker!
What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance.
. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army? Laughayette
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
Why were the first Americans like ants? They lived in colonies.
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772? The Boston Flea Party.
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of Our Country!
The 4th of July was not declared a national holiday until 1941. John Hancock was the only person to actually sign the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 1776. The other signers did not sign it until August 2nd, 1776 or even later.
During the Revolutionary war, a Lieutenant asked a soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. “Didn’t you hear me say that we’re outnumbered 4 to 1 ?” The soldier replied, “I got my four Sir.” British General “Well,” snarled the tough old General Cornwallis to the bewildered soldier. “I suppose after you get discharged from the army, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave.” “Not me, General!” the soldier replied. “Once I get out of the army, I’m never going to stand in line again!”
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